briann

Organized sock drawer. Disorganized life.

[briann @bescovil]

Send me three snaps in a row and you’ll get the honour of being my best friend on Snapchat

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

really feeling this photoset recently

[briann @bescovil]

@ben_peres This is in fact a very good pick up line.

[briann @bescovil]

@NiallOfficial any chance you would like to do an exclusive concert at my home so I don’t have to renew my passport? Will pay you in home style meals and craft beer. #NiceToMeetYaTour

[briann @bescovil]

Alas I have finally downloaded the app of Twitter... I thought it was time to truly reach my full potential of procrastination.

[Iz @izzylise]

Mount Allison Winter: Expectation vs Reality

[briann @bescovil]

"Spin me around this big ol' barn, tangle me up like grandmas yarn" - @HalieDawn14 and @GraceLeine explore redneck fetishes.

[briann @bescovil]

The 5th season of BoJack Horseman came out. No one talk to me for the next two days. I'll be isolating myself with my own tears and joy. And also barbecue chips.

[briann @bescovil]

the feeling of spending over $400 on textbooks very much resembles the feeling of being curb stomped (or what I imagine that to feel like...)

[briann @bescovil]

Well I certainly didn’t miss sweating off my body weight in academic buildings

[briann @bescovil]

*whilst on the phone w mum*
Me: my body aches, is this what being middle aged is like?
Mum: you’re 20....
Me: .... yeah I’m aware

[briann @bescovil]

This speaks to me

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

I may not have a good body, personality or attitude but I can always find a boyfriend!!!

[briann @bescovil]

Elderly man said that I had beautiful fingers and hopes that I put them to good use. um. WHAT. Yeah dude, I use them to pick cheesies out of party mix so I am SET.

[briann @bescovil]

Another epidemic: re-watching @nickkroll Kroll Show skits and ordering garlic fingers at 1AM. I should be living my life in a healthier matter (...but I don't think life gets better than that?).

[briann @bescovil]

@GraceLeine (me bein a creep) but post that icon girl! Expose that wonderful stripped dress to the world of Insta!