the straight of homos

working on the cube from cube

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

I'm on that giggle grind. I'm on my cackle climb. I'm on my laugh lap. I'm on my humor hustle. Nobody does it like me.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

I say to my wife, "you see this new screwworm epidemic?"

She says to me, "no, but ive been dealing with the screwworm epidemic in our bedroom for years!"

No respect.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@ChunCuiJingYan Not far enough.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@asubparusername Im sorry Queen Victoria, but you cannot colonize this state, because Oman has already laid claim to it

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

One time while growing up my friends Mom got mad while we were playing Smash Bros because I kept picking Zero Suit Samus

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@jaketropolis They do this to humiliate nice guys with a pep in their step

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Do I tell this guy that he looks like Lutz from 30 rock? I don't mean it to be rude.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@politbureaucrat @OrevaZSN One of the devils strongest soldiers!

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@asubparusername Do you want a link for all of the dlc?

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@MatthewFerrari I wish mainstream lameocrats (my term i invented) would start speaking with this level of clarity

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@BenjaminCrew1 Liz Lemon type dream

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@asubparusername Build a shit ton of farms?

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@MatthewFerrari #ferraridrivebygunning

[Rozina Ali @rozina_ali]

Photo of detainees at Delaney, by Ryan Murphy, for Reuters

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Lol

[Cunningham Institute @CunninghamInst]

@somewheresy @dubseatv So actually BIPOC folx are disproportionately affected by anti-car violence. Maybe reconsider this tweet.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@NATpoisIN Orthodox Slovakia hold strong

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@Mirs_____ Id let Evart run Omelas

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@Ihateth34349956 @asubparusername Funnily enough id say this is an example of a good achievement. Maybe it should be harder, for example, owning a certain % of the world's total railroads.

[the straight of homos @bespokecomrade]

@asubparusername Knowing that I did this, id like to say that they really arent a huge deal. Its just a little annoying to think about the (probably very few) man hours spent on achievements and think about how that effort could've been spent elsewhere.

To say they break immersion is silly.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

From Queering the Map