Bess Clement

Relapsed horse girl

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Seems wrong that it costs $700 to remove a tree. I will have less trees when you’re done. Pay me for my tree.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I don’t want to own a dog, I just want everyone else’s dog to love me.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I react to smiley faces from my manager like a lab rat reacts to cocaine water.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I just mowed my lawn for the first time this summer, and I’m feeling like a real dad about it.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I’m losing my mind. She’s so tiny!

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

It’s actually really messed up of her to be so tiny.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Look at him!!! Barely a cat at all.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I replaced a not grounded outlet with a gfci outlet and didn’t kill myself or break anything. Everyone say good job.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

@quasimatt @bredpress

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

So small, so sleepy.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Once again, I have delayed a task to the point of irresponsibility.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

We should all be grateful that we live in an era of cultural exchange where we can have Pinot noir with Indian food.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Yeah me too, dude.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I’m going to get Peaches a kitten. This kitten. Definitely for Peaches and not at all for me.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Queen of being muddy

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

Sounds like someone isn’t good at complaining.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Bonding through complaining isn’t connection.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

The defining feature of a 9-5 is that it starts at 9 and ends at 5. Anyone who schedules a 7:30am meeting should be fired for not understanding that.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

She’s exploring 💕

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

As soon as I get some patio furniture I’m going to be unstoppable.

[Bess Clement @bess_clement]

I can’t believe I didn’t get a video of her almost missing the landing.