BestDadTips

Whether you're looking for advice to parenting, child hacks your wife might not get/agree with, or a mediocre joke that only the kids get we have you covered.

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Seems a little unfair that #budlight will give #Eagles fans beer if they win but not #patriots fans. @budlight how about a free beer for every fan at the season opener at @GilletteStadium if the #pats win. #DillyDilly

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@taylorswift13 my 5 year old Olivia is getting tickets to the July 28th @GilletteStadium #RedemptionTour Any way you could tweet us telling her she's going so we can show her on #christmas

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It's #GivingTuesday @UMassAmherst would you like to donate to a #UMass alum who is also married with kids to a UMass alum and has a massive amount of student debt. Donations will be accepted in the amount $10, $100, $1,000 or a different amount if your choice. #GoUMass #thankyou

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Made a home cooked meal. 4yo picks out the parts she doesn't like & puts it in my bowl. She told me I can eat her garbage #homecooking #BDT

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When your 4yo gets a new pair of boots she loves & someone in her class says they don't like them I feel like I'm #JudgeJudy #MadDad #SadDad

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#100mchickenchallenge was too much for #MSU senior. @McDonalds how about a years worth of happy meals for the kids if I complete. #DadBod

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When the kids are aslee and all your regular glasses are dirty you drink your @V8 splash in a giant wine glass... on the rocks #BestDadTips

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Today is bring something that's starts with "H" day at my 4y.o.'s school. Obviously she brought a Headless doll #Halloween #BDT

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Sometimes when I get thrown a dirty diaper to throw away I pretend I'm @RandyMoss and do the spread the defense move #AllStarDiaperCatcher

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Me: Don't get that brand, the store brand is $.05 cheaper
Also Me: $550/wk for 2 kids in daycare is a great deal #BDT #AnythingForTheKids

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Parenting is slowly becoming every stereotype you said you would never be/do as a kid. #DadBod #CargoShorts #OnlyBoxersAtHome #DadJokes

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4yo:(Sees our scale)Can I weigh myself
Me:Sure
4yo:What does it say
Me:44lbs
4yo:What do you weigh (I get on) Wow that's a lot
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After a long day my wife turns into a NBA player in bed boxing me out to the far side #PointyElbows #MamaNeedsSpace

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TV today with 4yo laying on me:
Me: Am I a comfortable pillow?
Her: No, you're not a pillow. You're a person... You're a comfortable person

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I had a clown hold the door for me on the way to see #IT. I thought it was a nice jester #BestDadTips

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Told my 4yo I couldn't play with her. Instantly told me I couldn't play anymore... jk she's smarter than that #BestDadTips @realDonaldTrump

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Not sure who J. Warren Welch is but I will be using his Rules for dating my daughter... #BestDadTips

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If your not sure if it's poop or chocolate it's better to smell than to taste #Ew #BestDadTips

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I wish all the parenting books warned you how many times your kids would slap you and pinch your nipples #ouch #ThatHurts #BestDadTips

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Do men put the seat down after peeing? I've heard some say leave it alone when you're done. Others say always put it down. What is right?!