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@chocoygirl67412 If I had kids I’d do fuck-all, hell I’d make them go even if they’re sick and bedridden lololololololololo #BestDadTips #DadHelp101
Me and Jacks first time alone today as mammy has gone to a baby shower. Must remember not to feed him uncooked lasagne. 👌 #BestDadTips
When the kids are aslee and all your regular glasses are dirty you drink your @V8 splash in a giant wine glass... on the rocks #BestDadTips
4yo:(Sees our scale)Can I weigh myself
Me:Sure
4yo:What does it say
Me:44lbs
4yo:What do you weigh (I get on) Wow that's a lot
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I had a clown hold the door for me on the way to see #IT. I thought it was a nice jester #BestDadTips
Told my 4yo I couldn't play with her. Instantly told me I couldn't play anymore... jk she's smarter than that #BestDadTips @realDonaldTrump
Not sure who J. Warren Welch is but I will be using his Rules for dating my daughter... #BestDadTips
Is it bad I wasn't thrilled when my 4yo learned to pump her legs on a swing...like I want you to grow &be independent...with me #BestDadTips
The longer I've been a dad the more cargo shorts I own... coincidence? I think not #BestDadTips #HumanTrashCan #IcanHoldThat
When you're baby falls asleep on your chest and does a stinky💩in their diaper the debate to let him sleep or change him is real #BestDadTips
I laid down with my daughter to put her to bed. She cuddled up close and then asked me if I had skunks in my armpits #BestDadTips
Why are kids afraid of the #3? I can ask mine to do something 1000x's with no response.... 1...2... instantly done #BestDadTips
Picking a family vacation is just saying no to #Disney until my wife wins & I agree to go. Some times I wonder why I even try #BestDadTips
There may be no better feeling than going to a party w/ kids and yours is big enough to go play without you #DadGetsToSit #BestDadTips
On St.Patricks Day every street light was green as I drove through them... Not looking forward to Valentines Day #BestDadTips
Can't wait to tell the wife we're going on vacation #BestDadTips #WhoNeedsFlorida https://t.co/kxAxtx1FCh
"A book is a great way to travel, if you can't afford a vacation..." - @martysaurusrex | #InsideTheImaginationAgency
Is it bad that I get more excited on my kid's birthday than mine... Only 365 more days until the next one! #BestDadTips #HappyBirthday
Set up an email for your kids. It lets you to chronicle their childhood with pictures & emails of all the great things they do #BestDadTips
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