Kelly Brown

I educate. I mother. I wife. Like a boss.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Found the coolest “space mouse” ornament at @CanadianTire and W HAD to get it for the tree.
She realized it had a moustache and it instantly was named “Chris Ratfield” because we love @Cmdr_Hadfield so much.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Parents of toddlers and preschoolers: we’re all living the same life.
Let’s stand together in solidarity and…and…
Cave in and let them win cause they’ll just start screaming bloody murder in the middle of the grocery store because they want fruit snacks.
Sigh 😣

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

SECOND ROUND BOUND!

Final score: #Oilers 5, Kings 4

#LetsGoOilers | #StanleyCup

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Add in a little Success by 6 or a Coeur d’Alene casino jingle and that’s my childhood. This thread! 😂

[Graham Sucha - Only really here to talk about @CFL @grahamsucha]

My poor kids, who grew up without cable, will know nothing about Spokane & Coeur d'Alene.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

@whirley_ Meaning was one discovered in the bathroom or they were celebrating? 😂 cause that’s fine. Not the left test.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

@whirley_ Oh gosh. Gross.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Tonight my 3 y/o promised me at bedtime that if I sat with her one more time (after leaving her bed a zillion times before), just ONE more time she’d give me “ahundred dollas”

Well this here is proof you said it my child and I’m coming to collect once you get your first job 😂

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

@whirley_ Woah Lori. From mushroom burger to psychedelics? That would be the biggest shock 😂

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Predictions Made in 1923 About 2023

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[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Exploring, healing, shining. 🌍 ❤️‍🩹 🪩

[Positively Present @positivepresent]

What do you want to be in 2023?

[Positively Present @positivepresent]

Some reminders inspired by “A Christmas Carol.” 🕯️

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

@whirley_ Oh it’s so nice there!!! Eeee! You’re gonna have a magical time!

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Can my little almost 3 year old say “brachfquist” instead of breakfast for the rest of eternity. I just love it.

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

Sears Canada is now charging $8 a month to cut through our stores to get to the mall.

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

@whirley_ Me as well. Times a MILLION. 🥲

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Today: baked muffins with Pip and she counted the eggs in the carton all the way to 11. Not quite 3 and counting so well! I asked her what came next and she said 2, I could see where she was going…to get to 12. This kid blows my mind all the time!

[Kelly Brown @bestdayyyever]

Probably the most difficult. They’re all so good. If I had to:
1. Wunderbar. Forever and always first
2. Mr. Big because of the wafer in the middle. It elevates it.
3. This is tricky to choose between Big Turk and Caramilk.
Okay, Big Turk.

[Canuckle 🇨🇦 @CanuckleGame]

You can only choose 3...which of these Canadian candy treats are you keeping? 🍫🍁🍬

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Yesterday I was at my grandma's doctor appointment with her and the physician started lecturing her on cutting back on sugar and she interrupted him and said "I am 90. I think I'm doing ok but thanks for the advice."