Stanford Pines

The world's biggest nerd and coolest Grunkle!

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

@gravitys_a_lie Are you one of those "roleplayers" I heard about? Dipper said to stay away from that part of the internet...

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@_AlexHirsch No. It's him! It can't be him!

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

@_AlexHirsch No. It's him! It can't be him!

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

@videogamerev @dreamscaperer What's a Poke Man?

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@dreamscaperer This is strange... what does it mean?

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

@dreamscaperer This is strange... what does it mean?

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

Today is an absolutely mundane. There is absolutely nothing important or special happening. Just your average summer day.

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

I fail to see what's so interesting about three Es.

[Disney XD @DisneyXD]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Less than two months until #GravityFalls #Journal3 is unleashed! Pre-order your copy now!

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

For Your Consideration #Emmys2016 @TelevisionAcad @TheEmmys

[Stanford Pines @BestGrunkleEver]

@MysteryShack "That's all I know sorry" is objectively the best Mabel.

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@MysteryShack I was actually talking about Stan from Dog with a Blog.

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@MysteryShack Take a wild guess.

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Even Stanley would be a better president than Donald Trump.

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@ElliotKovacs I don't know what "UT" is, either.

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Oh, apparently Stanley photocopied it. That makes a lot more sense.

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I knew Mabel had shared far too much of my personal information, but how did the public get my journal? Bill destroyed it!

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Hear what CRITICS are saying about Journal #3! In stores this summer!

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I'm now addicted to "Angry Birds"

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You can have an entire arcade in your pocket. This revelation has changed my understanding of the universe.