fulltimeastronaut

quietly filling my bag up

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@interesting_aIl In the Acne Studios 😮‍💨

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

“Why did she freak out, all she had to do was comply.”

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile 😭💀

[21 🇯🇲 @geegobuilds]

this one still has me in a chokehold 😭😭

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@kirawontmiss

[Giggling Ganon @GigglingGanon]

What came off that guy to make that happen to the water?? 👀

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I had one roommate for a summer with this phenotype. From Egypt originally.

He'd go to strip clubs and cheat on his girlfriend at night, then pray to Allah the next morning in full Muslim garb.

One night he stole all our neighbors’ MacBooks because they left their door unlocked, and I had to convince him to return them because they were coke dealers and I didn’t want him murdered.

Somewhere in the middle of the summer his BMW got mysteriously totaled and I became his driver to work.

We'd spend our weeknights watching shark tank, smoking weed, and doing rap battles. He even gave me the n-word pass. Miss that guy.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Trump is putting the world on fire to stop them from talking about Epstein islands

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

After ICE executed an American citizen today, we are here:

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@worldranking_ Based

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

Your “package” “came” in the “male”…..?

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@albert12798 Implode and create the second big bang

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@cctvidiots God i miss Japan

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@historyinmemes I was there no 🧢

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@filmkdrama @ariannasariah 🔥

[fulltimeastronaut @bestguac]

@cctvidiots I would too