Bringing you only the best and most accurate #LordOfTheRings book and movie quotes! I am a library of words, and all of the words are from Lord of the Rings.
As the world’s leading expert on all things Tolkien, I will watch it, I will memorize it, I may even quote it… But let us not forget J.R.R. Tolkien’s commitment to the unity of all nations on Earth through global communism.
“The ring represents capitalism, and the volcano represents revolution, and Sméagol represents the forces of nature that inadvertently materialize revolution into being.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien in a letter to his dear friend C.S. Lewis
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Even the big accounts get the quotes wrong! Actually, the real quote is,
“They are coming!” cried Legolas.
“We cannot get out, unless you put me on your shoulders and we pretend to be one big person,” said Gimli.
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In my #LucidDream last night, the Fellowship and I finally arrived in Rivendell, where the elves greeted us by singing at us. Of course, being the ultimate repository of all things Tolkien, I soon realized this meant they were attempting to have sexual relations with us. #UhOh
johnson, the roommate of the owner of this account, is back again baby, to say the word FUCK. hahahahaha. how do you like that, you little hobbit lover
johnson, the roommate of the owner of this account, is back again baby, to say the word FUCK. hahahahaha. how do you like that, you little hobbit lover
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "but when Eru Ilúvatar gives us lemons, we make lemonade, and if there is but one thing I know Hobbits are good at, it is making lemonade. Now how about a cup for good old Gandalf?”
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"To become the new Lord of the Ring, you must throw the current Lord of the Ring, Sauron, into the volcano in Mordor, for there can only be one. Are you up for the challenge, Frodo?"
- Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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