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DIY noise-pop calling Jersey City its homebase.

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"I now pronounce you married, you may now take one for the 'gram."

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People should introduce the readings at weddings with, "...and now, a word from our sponsor."

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People should introduce the readings at weddings with, "...and now, a word from our sponsor."

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@KateDressedUp 💙🧡💙🧡

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Andrew here. I'm hopping off social media for the foreseeable future. This page will remain up as a monument to my stupidity. If you will miss my hijinks, sign up for the newsletter. Thx.

https://t.co/eJ3WR8gxjX

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@ExptKnitter @ArionLeahigh @NJGov Everyone rags on NJ until the beach opens up or they want a good bagel and slice of pizza.

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Was just thinking about pet sounds while I heated up some soup

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Idea: A whole new industry called "quick casinos" where you just hand us $300 right when you walk through the door, we kick you in the shins really hard and give you a free, watered down drink. Now you have the rest of the night to do something productive

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@KateDressedUp

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Gonna spend this summer getting really ripped, frost my tips, get a bunch of problematic tribal tattoos and play every show with my shirt off but not change our style of music at all

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@KateDressedUp https://t.co/EwoGvXNoSh

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Wanna open a burrito place where the only option is how many you want -- no customizing. And the ingredients will vary slightly every day. Is there spinach in them today? Cauliflower? Come find out. But they'll always be oppressively spicy.

I call it "fuck you burritos."

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@Eve6 Still can't believe Hazel went solo

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Tf the first morning you switch from bagels to fruit smoothies because you're one with the planet now

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@e_costantini She was my number-one prospect. Proud of her.

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I grew up near a place called Hot Dog Johnny's and god help you if you went up to the window and ordered a hamburger

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@e_costantini Which one of you made the "Buttzville" comment?

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This tweet is brought to you by the end of Justice League and I'd like to add that, despite the hard time I was giving it, I enjoyrd the big, dumb movie for what it was

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There are so many amazing leonard cohen songs and everyone wants to make you sit through their version of Hallelujah.

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There are so many amazing leonard cohen songs and everyone wants to make you sit through their version of Hallelujah.

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Die Hard walked so Speed could barrel down the freeway.