Ava Serene

Mr. Sandman, bring me some bees 🐝 she/her

[Ava Serene @queenserene18]

THE OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This aged like a dangerous foodborne pathogen.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

They’re giving away Lindsay Grahams seat to his sister and they’re giving Mitch McConnells seat to his cousin.

We do not live in a democracy anymore. This is not how a democracy functions.

We did not vote for these people.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

The worst part about this outbreak is that, bc every news agency is owned by corporate billionaires, not a SINGLE ONE has the courage to link this outbreak to Trump and his dismantling of our food safety protections. So the general public just assumes this is business as usual.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"He was gay and unmarried, leaving behind no offspring to pollute the world."

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

watching jackass like this

[ella 🕸 @loneliest_star]

okay he can be crazy in peace forever if he keeps this up

[Ava Serene @queenserene18]

@david8hughes Ask Steve Martin, but he’ll tell you to go into a closet first. @UnrealBluegrass

[justina @justtjustinaa]

dipping the bug is so funny

[cate @seaofbelIs]

but he got bit by an animal and became that animal

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Notice how "girls mature faster" is never stated as a reason to why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men's attraction to them.

[Ava Serene @queenserene18]

@muheediva01 I read this is college studying sociology and always thought it was so interesting. They are not the only group who has chosen to look down on another group of people in order to “improve” their societal status obviously, but highly recommend this book!

[Dan @DirtbagDan408]

Who in LA is voting for Spencer Pratt and why are you dumb as fuck?