Brandy Bryant

Chick with a shtick. Multiple award winning comedian, tattoo artist, and filmmaker.

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes.

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Insidious is a hard movie to take seriously because the makeup wearing demon who likes dancing to old music and praying on children didn't even get to be president.

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Gonna take out a loan for a boob job and not pay it back so they go to collections and send the ho-truck after me.

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Getting older and being a financially stable adult is kinda boring because before when I was younger I was so popular that my phone stayed blowing up, now the bill collectors never call. I miss when people use to show up and invite me out to things, like court.

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@Lifeonwheels95 Let's take out loans for boob jobs and then not pay them back!

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@ArtJbing @FilipeD88935801 Always bet on Beck

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Someone should let me tattoo this on them. It would make a great thigh piece.

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@DanticsOfficial Why would they show us something we can never have? 😭

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@HellvetikaSan Mmm Chinese dumplings 🤤

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@Network_Synth Imagining being allergic to myself 😭

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@gothstrawberryy He would've loved this 😭

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Me when the tattoo battery runs out of charge right before you finish

[Lux @thisislux]

when the toy runs out of charge right before you finish

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@parlance2025 @aintscarylarry They could have held hearings, conducted interviews, brought charges, convictions, and prosecutions. Instead they've stood by and enabled the child raping president.

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I don't want to influence decisions, but when casting your vote this midterm, remember that Donald Trump raped children and not a single Republican representative stood up and demanded that we protect children by holding him accountable. Instead they attacked trans people.

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@parlance2025 @aintscarylarry I'm looking at their absolute silence for the last two years they've had total control of the country.

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And started an illegal war that drove up gas prices, which drove up the price of everything else, as just another in a line of endless distractions from the fact that the President of the United States raped children.

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Imagine being this hateful and stupid at the same time.

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@AvaValComedy Water rusts gears so scientists create nano particles that bond with water so gears no get splashy.

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@slutpilled But wait, I thought conservatives loved burning books?

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You know using an electronic device to solicite a minor is still a felony, right?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

The call is coming from inside the (white)house.