@LilPinkFlame 1) tap top of egg
2) tap bottom of egg
3) several gentle taps against the oblong surface in a line to connect top/bottom cracks
4) PEEL UNDER COOL WATER! <---
5) swish around to make sure there's no little shell bits stuck to egg
Congratulations! you now have (1) peeled egg
as a friend of mine you get one (1) "Ayla helps you move" token per year. if it's more moving than that then you've got to figure some other shit out sorry
went to my first ren faire when I was like twelve and there was a falconer and I was PISSED that my mom wouldnt let me get into falconry. like that was a reasonable ask