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a one person cult 🪐 | she/her | 28 | ♌️♍️♎️

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let's snooze near mama while she fades in and out of bleary consciousness from the cruel agony of her period cramps

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@LilPinkFlame I cant take full credit, my chef ex taught me the way but Ive made it my mission to spread the gospel

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I love peeling hard boiled eggs pls let me peel your eggs

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@chicogrande1937 peels just the same!!!!! 🤝🤝

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@LilPinkFlame 1) tap top of egg
2) tap bottom of egg
3) several gentle taps against the oblong surface in a line to connect top/bottom cracks
4) PEEL UNDER COOL WATER! <---
5) swish around to make sure there's no little shell bits stuck to egg

Congratulations! you now have (1) peeled egg

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@entheoalchemist Anytime!!!

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@chicogrande1937 Ive got you 🤝

[liz @manicpixieghoul]

drinking and vaping to fight the conservative mormon psyop taking over popular culture and definitely not because i have a problem with substances

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@glamdruil Im sorry 😭

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also this tweet rings like a bell in my head every time I eat an avocado

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also this tweet rings like a bell in my head every time I eat an avocado

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

why the fuck was i smoking black and milds in high school

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You can fuck your friends horse underwater, but you can't suck its dick

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lol *unChekov's your gun*

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as a friend of mine you get one (1) "Ayla helps you move" token per year. if it's more moving than that then you've got to figure some other shit out sorry

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@hudlion abruptly "falcon" seems like a fake word is that rly how its spelled

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went to my first ren faire when I was like twelve and there was a falconer and I was PISSED that my mom wouldnt let me get into falconry. like that was a reasonable ask

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

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being laid off has really helped me to find my work/life balance

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i 💚 matcha burps

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