Charming Young Man

“frivolously antagonistic”

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

Re-downloading Twitter is my version of re-downloading Tinder: every part of me is screaming not to, but I’m just too horny* to resist

*addicted to rage, chaos, and brain melting absurdity

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

yoda: troubled by this news, you are?

luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago

yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?

luke: cmon man i didn't know

yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

“Wild horses couldn’t drag me away” is a beautiful lyric but not relatable. I would be easily distracted by wild horses

[turbomander @turbomander]

*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

this how zip-up hoodies be every time you sit down

[wint @dril]

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

Why are Rory and lorelai the Gilmore girls so RUDE to all the quirky townspeople who make their lives varied and unique !!!!

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

listening to a lot of Phoebe Bridgers today

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

unfortunate that some men have the “attracted to lesbians” sexuality

[autist @litteralyme0]

Wonder Woman should be called “normal woman” cause all women are wonderful fr

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

women’s history month you KNOW i’m at the washington spirit home opener with all the other lesbians and male feminists #ally

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

“I am retiring to focus on my family and follow my true passions. Life is too short not to spend as much time as possible shooting dogs in the head.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump has fired Kristi Noem as DHS Secretary.

[Chapin @Chapinc]

You want me to be physically present at a meeting in the office? Like the Ayatollah?

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

she this too on my shall til I pass

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

Wish I could be exactly like my hero Alysa Liu

[yumanator 🦈 @yumanator]

I wish I were more like alysa I think I'd be happier ngl. unfortunately I have a genetic predisposition to give a fuck

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

many are saying complete victory for the woke agenda on day 13 of the Winter Olympics

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

Running around the apartment belting “God Bless America”

[Eve @tinglespoon]

"man i sure do love being the first president of the united states i hope nobody carves me"
george washington carver: hey man nice to meet you

[Charming Young Man @imtyinhere]

Can’t be nicknaming yourself with such grandiosity and then doing that my guy