Re-downloading Twitter is my version of re-downloading Tinder: every part of me is screaming not to, but I’m just too horny* to resist
*addicted to rage, chaos, and brain melting absurdity
HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state
yoda: troubled by this news, you are?
luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago
yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?
luke: cmon man i didn't know
yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,
*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king