ape, 4 million years ago: [contentedly eating roots]
god: check this out
angel: what
god: it's about to develop self-awareness
ape: [stops chewing] oh, son of a BITCH
god: lol
angel: lol
For years, people were thinking about Jensen Huang’s impact on NVidia’s share price. Turns out, they should have been focused on what Jensen’s Wang would do to the share price!
@DerekPutin they had more musical imitators than nirvana did, that’s for sure. dave grohl called stone temple pilots “stone gossard pirates”, which is very funny, and soundgarden owe a lot to pearl jam.
oh wow you were among the progenitors of 3rd wave ska, a musical movement that has been memory-holed so hard that we cannot say whether it actually existed. cool
you aren’t remembering more appealing character designs, you’re remembering the experience of being between 12-15 years old when you were so horny you could jack off 5 times in an hour to a piece of driftwood if it looked kind of like a bum
A 12 year old has probably never seen an appealing character in a video game released within his lifetime before.
His first instance of it was a 90s remake
i firmly believe that the astounding musical output of the 70s was primarily the result of allowing guys who were kinda weird looking or fat to become incredibly famous musicians
if A Quiet Place had come out during the peak parody movie years of 2001-2005 the Wayans Brothers would have eaten it alive. the fart jokes alone could carry 90 minutes
this is very much a return to tradition, it has to be said. the psychic nexus of far-right politics is physical domination, and that begets a neurotic fixation on the male body which invites, uh, let’s say Ernst Röhm types.
a fascinating side-effect of prolonged Trump dominance in right wing politics: conservatism has become incredibly queeny. i did musical theatre in high school and it was less gay than this
buddy, the legitimacy is not the issue. the entire history since 1947 is an object lesson in how colonial division of religious groups is a bad fucking idea
extremely funny to post this when the separation of pakistan and india has led to multiple wars, the creation of a new country, two nuclear powers at one another’s throats, and the proxy annihilation of afghanistan’s civil society
Why is Pakistan’s legitimacy never questioned but Israel’s is? They were created around the same time under the same circumstances.
7,000,000 Hindus were displaced. The “Nakhba” was 700,000 but Palestinians won’t shut up about it.