Hey @matthiasclark! Can you help us out with this tricky Jeopardy! question from today?
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"This is a South Bend establishment that Carl Ramos has never been to past midnight"
Our sources are telling us that tickets to see @21st_CenturyFOX (0-3) @ @PoSchreidon (0-3) are down to 5 cents. "You'd have to pay me $100 to see those piss poor teams play" -Homeless man outside stadium asking for money
Updates on some of the odds for this weekend:
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Stanford (+3) @ ND
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Dominick White Claws consumed: over/under 11.5
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Dead inside Good making an appearance: -700
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Brendan making the Harambe photo shoot: -8000
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Carl staying at Finni's past midnight: +350
The weekly prize of fewest yards is "won" by @DGhirardo. Congrats on being ass at fantasy football! The @kroger Weekly Challenge brought to you by @BelmontBeverage for this week is "score of your defense plus that team's points" #BestiesFF
Big fucking congrats to @PicturesOfCent on winning his first game. @PoSchreidon's 0-3 start has him firmly on the hot seat which is ironic since he is 🔥 #BestiesFF
At press time, @DGhirardo was seen sitting in a corner eating ice cream and listening to "Angel" by @SarahMcLachlan on repeat. Losses to @TrackmenBrendan are tough to swallow #BestiesFF
2018 surprise @50ShadesofBuche moves above .500 for the first time since week one of the season. @Laneford12 appears to be in full rebuilding mode #BestiesFF
AJ Green's 69 (nice) yards and 3 touchdowns are the difference maker as @tyler_thorn keeps the perfect season alive in a win over @PicturesOfCent#BestiesFF