Tapón

Unfiltered & Very Apologetic

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

I need to see that coked out monkey musical again

[lucy ♡ @ALcveSupreme]

The oscars simply couldn't handle this level of fun.

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

This week has been exhausting 😩
But nothing 2hours of karaoke won’t fix

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

I just got paid. I’m about to fuck shit up in this Sam’s club

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Got way to drunk at the company holiday party 😭

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

I’m making a list, and checking it twice... #ScamGoddess premieres January 15 on @FreeformTV , next day on @hulu #StayOffTheNaughtyList ❤️💃🏽

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

My favorite time of year…

Holiday Rom Coms

[Netflix @netflix]

Hot snowman turns into hot real man. Hearts MELT ⛄️

Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan star in Hot Frosty. Coming November 13.

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Ate a gummy

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Keeping the electricity on at a corporation is hard 🥴

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

This movie was so good!

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

A voice message…emailed. From the IRS!?! Sounds like scam I’d like to entertain

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Every time my upstairs neighbors stomp around I’ll do a karaoke song 🎵

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Me and the guy next to me hearing “open tab”

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

How many drinks are appropriate for a kidzbop show

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

My drink tastes like pb&j

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

There’s a cricket in my rooms ac vent…
I can’t sleep in here!!!!

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

I just ate celery sticks for lunch 😭 I burnt my chicken to a crip last night 🥴

[Tapón @bestinthewhest]

Life is worth living again

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Mac and cheese is clearly a Monday food.

Don't miss a new episode of Bob's Burgers this Sunday on @foxtv, next day on @hulu!