Chuck Norris

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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The Great Wall of China was in fact created to keep Chuck Norris from invading, not the Mongols.

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Chuck Norris has three birthdays a year.

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Hollywood’s Proudly Gay Celebs - https://t.co/SDC9vvd7z7

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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Child Prodigies - https://t.co/7YfBAORWHZ

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Love means Chuck Norris never has to say he's sorry.

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Top Manchester United Wags - https://t.co/dF6ZkHJz0u

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Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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Chuck Norris jacks off with "ICY-HOT."

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Kevlar is made out of Chuck Norris's beard.

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Chuck Norris once one a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Shaking Chuck Norris' hand can be harmful to your health. Just ask Christopher Reeve.

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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Chuck Norris saw evil, heard evil and spoke evil, then gave evil an atomic wedgie fo being a bitch.

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Obi-wan trained Luke. Qui-gon trained Obi-wan. Yoda trained Qui-gon. Chuck Norris trained Yoda.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

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Chuck Norris rolls natural 20s every time, regardless of the type of dice he rolls