BoJack Quotes

The very best of Netflix's BoJack Horseman.

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It gets easier.
Everyday, it gets a little easier.
But you gotta do it everyday.
That's the hard part.
But it does get easier.

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Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months.
A year.
A life.
One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

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There is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy seal.

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I'm BoJack Horseman? We've actually met before, at Chris Martin's holiday party?
...
We stepped outside for a smoke?
To get away from Chris Martin?

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Maybe I am a little jealous.
Not because I actually want to date Princess Carolyn anymore... but just because I don't like the idea that I can't.
I guess I just assumed I always could.
But I made a lot of bad decisions.
Not just with her, with...everyone really.

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You gotta give the people what they want, even if it kills you, even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty. No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts, you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling, and you give those people what they want.

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I spend a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

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Do you ever get the feeling that to know you more is to love you less?

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How can I put this...?
Imagine if the Holocaust happened every four years like the Olympics.
I would rather that happened than your rock opera.

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He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.
I envy that.

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So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered.
The only thing that matters is right now. This moment.
This one spectacular moment we are sharing together.
Right, Sarah Lynn?
Sarah Lynn?
...
Sarah Lynn?

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No!
No. BoJack, just stop.
You are all the things that are wrong with you.
It's not the alcohol or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid, it's you!
Alright?
It's you.
...Fuck, man.
What else is there to say?

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You know what the problem is with everybody?
They all just want to hear what they already believe.
No one ever wants to hear the truth.

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Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside.

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You were born broken, that's your birthright.
And now you can fill your life with projects, your books and your movies and your little girlfriends, but it won't make you whole.
You're BoJack Horseman.
There's no cure for that.

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Is there a single woman you've worked with that you haven't tried to groggily thrust yourself into?

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but...
...
...I'm so tired of squinting.

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...and it's messy. and at first glance, it doesn't seem to make any sense. And it's hard to figure out. But sometimes, if you squint at it just right, everything lines up, and it's the most perfect... beautiful, amazing thing....

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You know, sometimes I feel like our marriage is like a Magic Eye poster...

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...
...
...yeah.