El Mono

Social Anthropologist. Curated one-liners with all you need to know about the world of politics.

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@BBCNorthampton Given George North’s concussion problems, it’s pretty crass to take this sort of stance in weeks between Six Nations games. Says more about the league position than anything else.

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#metoo

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@Nigel_Farage - Cock.

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Being white peaked in the 19th Century, just don't get the same perks anymore #overit #whiteproblems #brexit

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Do you like chewing grass @Mako_Vunipola, are you a fucking cow?! #LIIIIOOONNNSSS

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I'm not going to lie I look like a fucking baller tonight #pectorials

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I read all papers from the left to the right and provide insightful, balanced and considered perspectives on all global news #manofthepeople

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Faced with a Labour swing, sitting in Mahiki, London, trying to convince a couple of zombie cocktails to vote Tory #strongandstable

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Low income families are closer-knit, because their houses are smaller #amiright

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Just piss into your tampon, what's wrong with you?! #placestobe #thingsguysputupwith

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Unless you're a massive c***, i think you vote Conservative on June 8th #tresemme