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[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

Being normal for 5 seconds - So so excited to have my art appear in @BeyondSkyrim's updates for the Advent Calendar!!! 😍😍😍

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

chipmunk physiognomy

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i went to the untuckit store and tried to tuck in one of the shirts and they beat the fuck out of me

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Hi Sharks. (unveiling a wired detonator in my sweaty palm) Today I’m here to usher us all into paradise

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

"dinner for schmucks"
that's when it all started going downhill

[You Know Who Else Games? @MuscleManPlays]

Day 818 of requesting Muscle Man for Multiversus

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@melancholybluu read this like that one verse when spongebob's singing the krusty krab pizza song and he goes extremely hard

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@melancholybluu YESS COOKING BROCCOLI

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@shrimp_liker feel so bad just heart liking this like "haha yes"

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@smallpoxeater he is

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@pistolewe 👋

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@smallpoxeater UGH

[Viaween 🎃🔆 @VermilViathan]

the frog that i'm about to dissect in my high school biology class

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@fatstevebuscemi i think we should institute a thing where when a man reaches 33 you're paraded around town in a scene for scene reenactment of the Passion and everyone you went to high school with can whip and also scourge you
then they get to actually crucify you at the end if you complain once

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

I thought this is what dating was

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

You don't have to date. I've always just drifted aimlessly through life and occasionally women have claimed me.

[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

@melancholybluu "plus size" and it's that one painting of venus where she has like 2 rolls

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

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[bestphonemena @bestphonemena]

my favorite species of doctor's office patient is a 98lb mom who comes in with her Harrison Bergeron son twice her height wearing $1300 worth of adidas apparel, and then verbally abuses the receptionist then her husband via phone when neither of the two grasp the sign-in process