David R. Yale

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Sorry, no more #puns for now. Just finished a #feminist coming-of-age novel, pub date September. Follow me on @DavidRYale #amwriting

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The railroad industry which made $20 billion in profits last year cannot continue to deny workers paid sick leave. It is unacceptable and dangerous for conductors & engineers to be on call for 14 consecutive days, 12 hours a day & then get fired for going to a doctor.

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@SenSchumer: Do not let Congress force a terrible settlement on the railroad workers! The ultra-profitable railroads can afford sick pay and decent wages.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How about BNSF not disrupt the US economy over rail workers getting a sick day?

The greed here is unreal. When was the last time you saw a corporate exec get written up for needing a doctor? If they’re so against sick days, they can give up theirs.

Stand with rail workers ✊🏽

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An after dinner candy that can be used to satisfy a debt?
A paymint!
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What does an electrician say when surprised? “Ohm, my God!”
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Ex-soldier who took care of the horses in the cavalry: VETERANarian!
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Gland that controls your saliva: The spituitary!
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If a psychic gives you a back rub, is the medium the massage?
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Apt names: The Mídditti Brothers, Hugh and Tim!
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What kind of music does a mandolin orchestra play? InSTRUMental!
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Why is Tom King's son never taken seriously?
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Badly tingling wrists caused by rapid, repeated filing of precious metal mining claims are plat numb!
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A ferry where word plays
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A pun-tune boat!
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The Great Recession of ’10 was so bad, even insects got laid off. Millions of them became
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What do the French call
one-day vacations ?
Le jour time!
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It's hard to buy a muscle.
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Digitized opera arias seem cutting edge. But they're fossils
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What would you call fancy foods from a South American country?
Peruviands!
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