Nick Carraway

Im a pushover who likes to get overly involved in others troubles. Call me at 1-800-ADVICEE for help with your midlife crisis.

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

You wanna know how you REALLY look in that dress?? I'll tell you straight up.

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

I NEVER lie about ANYTHING

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

I'm one of the few truly honest people I know 💁😇

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

"@yaaaboiiiparris: real talk" All i care about

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@yaaaboiiiparris IS THIS FOOTLOOSE

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

#StopSelfishPeople2k15

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@daddywilhelmk Where was diarrhea when I needed to avoid going to lunch with Gatsby, Tom, and Daisy

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@margaretnature Don't kill my vibe

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@yaaaboiiiparris I want to join so that I can learn how to properly repent for encouraging adultery.

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@itsPoeYo Quoth the Granola Bar: yes

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

i just realized that I can post gifs to Twitter

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@itsPoeYo Are you a granola bar commercial or a poet

[Margaret Fuller @margaretnature]

I think that the universe is on my side, heaven and earth have finally aligned

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

@margaretnature I DON'T KISS ANYONE WITH THIS MOUTH CUZ IM SINGLE AF AND SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THIRD WHEELING

[Edgar Allan Bro @realeddiepoe]

I'm the definition of a lonely old cat lady

[Daisy Buchanan @daisyismyidol]

@oldsport911 gtfo

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

"@richlittlefool: There is no excuse for being a bad person" TRUUUUUUU

[Nick Carraway @bestthirdwheel]

I'm sad because I don't have as many followers as @oldsport911

[Anti.Transcendental @Burning_World]

It's getting hot in here so die https://t.co/2FXEB9jaKK

[Jay Gatsby @oldsport911]

Were looking fine in this pic, old sport! @bestthirdwheel