modern idiot

unsolicited rants coming your way @AAAAL0NZ0

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

du lente tung agi sa admin kng ako to paagyan na katiraw gid

[koyuki is watching hotd @queerdowager]

they called the fire department bc they thought the #hotd promotional billboard was on fire HELPPPAJSDJADJ

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

shuta sala ni ni boss ngaa ga crave ko avocadoria

[buddy |🔻 ( TADC 9 SPOILERS ) @snailsandbugsss]

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

tanginang yan #facebookdown

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

Peak multilingual week when we spoke in english, understood malay and hints of chinese, spoke to rheya in tagalog and bisaya, and spoke to workmates and fam in hiligaynon

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

Du si boss

[kabulastugan @kblstgn]

the hudasity

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Kaya mo yan kasi bakla ka tapos pride month pa so may extra powers ka this month

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

just realized nga damo2 work ang gahulat sakon mag balik ko from bakasyon

[lai 🪷 @gardeninvenus]

philippines has too much gay people for it be a homophobic country..... PASS THE SOGIE BILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tey 🚬 @tey_zzzz]

happy pride month! 🥰

[Jumel Bornilla, M.D. @jvbornillamd]

Ito naman si Mrs. Estrada, hindi pa nasanay. Tatlong dekada na kayo pabalik-balik sa kulungan dahil sa plunder. Chura neto 🙄

[… @johnat143]

Eh kasi mga kriminal kayo. So dapat lang.

[modern idiot @betchiwariiwap]

nag muno lang ko gapon nga gasakit pus-on ko then may honey butter na dayun coz amo na akon period cravings last month and once ko lang na mention?!

[ten @kneeyoow]

what if we kiss in front of the lason sa daga free taste sign

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.