If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.
Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.
A "things your dad didn't teach you" YouTube series but instead of shaving and a half-Windsor tie knot it's empathy and talking to your kids about consent.
If I hear one more person talk about disaffected young white men. Get affected bitch. Go for a walk, call ur mom. You’re sad and now I can’t get an abortion? grow up
Polling firms all herding to the same tied results so as not to make anyone mad: “if we are all just bit wrong none of us will be really wrong”
Ann Selzer: “smells like BITCH in here”
by age 30 you should have:
- acid reflux
- a friend you only call by their last name for reasons no one can articulate
- a fingernail that grows a bit strange due to The Injury
- 12 boxes of unsorted miscellaneous junk at your mom's house that you refuse to take or throw away
i know this only matters to like 7 people on the planet, but i’m one of them i guess. bear number 399 was struck by a large truck while crossing the road, and died last night
she was was 28 & had at least 18 cubs, 8 of whom survived to adulthood. wish it didn’t end like this