Macaron(osaurus) Rex

I like to eat, cuddle with my dog, and complain about annoying people and inefficient things.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

I can't tell if the others at the gym on St. Patty's day are also super committed like me, or have no friends...also like me😂

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Working part 2 (Vine by @KatieAva3) https://t.co/kynNvQsEja

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

@GianMartane yassss queen ❤️

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Saturday morning cuddles with my dog are the best❤️🐶

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

I'm kinda lonely, so I'm just going to order something on seamless so I can have some human interaction.

JK I'm bored and wanna eat🙃

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

My body is ready to sleep all weekend.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

I'll probably just eat this everyday instead of real food.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

It's so cold. We are going to stay in bed forever.

By we, I mean my dog and I.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Sos

Pls send donuts

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Let's just go ahead and bring the disaster that was 2015 to an end

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

You can't push this button less than 5 times. It's science.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Getting a cappuccino at 3 pm if that says anything about how my week is going.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

All I want for Christmas is a personal assistant.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Shopping for baking supplies online, bc obviously it's a great decision.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Les Miles somehow ending up with a contact extension & raise from LSU before this is all over would be the most Les Miles possible outcome.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

@REI Thanks for the ideas! Hiking the AT in Georgia!

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

Me on the weekend:

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

The jar of peanut butter I keep in my nightstand is one of the most important things in my life.

[Macaron(osaurus) Rex @betchynessprobs]

"What are your weekend plans?"

Laying around in my PJs, ordering 7 pizzas, Netflix binging, sleeping for 36 hours, and cuddling w/ my dog.