elisabeth rohrbach

will dance to anything, but don't have to.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Compliments to @NPRKelly for pushing her boss & CEO to answer many specific questions about sexual harassment allegations at NPR.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Death Cab for Cutie's song 'Grapevine Fires' is one of my favorites & now so tragic also. https://t.co/p8WkzbRHag

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Enough w "US soccer has never been good and is now horrible." Open your eyes to the @ussoccer_wnt, dummies. 💪🏻

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

You know this ranching-turned-bourgeois valley hasn't lost its roots when someone wears spurs to a board mtg bc they were just brandin'. 🐮

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

"Dinosaur porn," "fuck that douchebag," and "I write love stories" - highlights from the complex & hilarious @JamieFord to #jhwriters.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈'Misogyny' is our #1 lookup right now. https://t.co/QEbyFNwQqI

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

@SenatorEnzi, you have forever lost my vote. No one "asks for IT," not even a man wearing a tutu in a bar. https://t.co/f7QDyduhHy

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Let's be honest...we all go to hot yoga for the lavender-scented cool towels at the end.

[Brandon Lipps @brandonlabios]

Church sign of the day:

"YOLO.

LOL,JK. BRB.

- Jesus"

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

And now it is. Had a call last winter ON A CHAIRLIFT. https://t.co/3i5UBqpQuy

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

had a call this morning w/ a woman in Vail and 'stepped off the slope' right before our call. so jealous! that will be my life someday...

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

"Unfortunately I'm a modern woman, so I don't know how to sew," @TDamalas.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

2 young girls (maybe 10) are next to me @ the coffee shop. 1 is defining the difference btwn "literally" & "figuratively." #heardinthehole

[RendezvousPark @RendezvousPark]

Sign-up & get our monthly #eNews so you'll know insider stuff like our levee is the perfect spot for your #dog! https://t.co/vj1B3pyAz7 #sun

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

...the Japanese concentration camp in Wyoming was at HEART MOUNTAIN. wtf?

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Censored photos of Japanese concentration camps. Never forget. Not again. https://t.co/tMEjL4XOIO

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Pro-choicers, can we call pro-lifers what they really are already, anti-choicers?! This isn't a new term.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Uh oh, I share an 's' with #betsydevos - EliSabeth. How dare she.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Stepped outside & the 32 degree breeze honestly felt balmy. Cool, but not cool.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Boxed wine = you can't tell how much you've had (it's a 3 bottle bag) & you may as well have "a little" every night.

[elisabeth rohrbach @bethAFTERelisa]

Overheard Mac store meltdown - "this is not capitalism, this is rape."