beth farrington

it’s not that serious

[beth farrington @beth__1]

The downfall of Honey Creek Mall began when Blondie’s Cookies closed.

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

me as a dj:

is everybody out there mad at me?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

We regret to inform you that Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested for credit card fraud in Florida

[beth farrington @beth__1]

My body reacts to a pedicure like I’m being held at gunpoint

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

[beth farrington @beth__1]

The euphoria I feel when I buy a new pair of pajamas is probably what addicts feel when they get a hit of their choice of drug. It’s kind of scary.

[beth farrington @beth__1]

I think “How can a person be so dumb” everyday, and 98% of the time it’s when I’m looking in the mirror.

[beth farrington @beth__1]

It’s all downhill after I drink my last sip of coffee

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

you can ball out at Chili’s for $10.99 btw

[beth farrington @beth__1]

Me knowing I’m going to wake up hella depressed because I’m in such a good mood tonight:

[🐜 @blue4bird_]

“twitter ass bitch” god forbid i update my journal

[alfie @alfienxo]

"You look 12" yeah out of 10 bitch

[beth farrington @beth__1]

If you need me I’ll be rewatching my comfort movie (Barbie) until I feel better.

[jake @twistedjakex]

no text back but active on social media really triggers the michael myers in me

[✨ @Chaantellie]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[x__x @bpdsins]

top 4 women canon events
1. crazy obsession w ur weight
2. realizing u might be a horrible person
3. november 2024
4. hating men

[beth farrington @beth__1]

@RachMadNic For the plot

[beth farrington @beth__1]

Thinking about that one time last year when I talked to a man who lived in Germany for six months and randomly woke up blocked one day.

[no labels, just mary ࣪𖤐 @seeunsbeloved]

tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him