beth🦥

[Murphy ❁ @review_retained]

Just 3 more months

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
BRO 😭 translate it thennn!!!!

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[shawntilly lace @sh_wnee]

i crash my car into a tree. i don’t care

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga looks like the ice age baby grown up

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

them thangs yeller

[helkum @he1kumwya]

nigga look like a lamb

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

Cancelled at one season vibes

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

sean kingston waking up one day in 2007:

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[alex @alexevans_14]

michael jackson to the man in the mirror:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

AM I THE ONLY ONE? who feels weirdly appreciated when people post photo dumps and they actually include you? like, WOW.. I AM A PART OF YOUR DAY??? AWWW THANK YOU🥹

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Fantastic what

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

I would’ve made for such a good fucking cat I’m devastated

[Ethereal @EtherealAmphib]

when I have to comfort someone I feel like an alien pretending to be a human