Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA

Opera singer and sitcom enthusiast. Vegan for the animals.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@amcil What is this magical store??

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@itsrussellrogue NNNOOOOOO!!!!

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@itsrussellrogue Is this irony or pot stirring? 😆

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

RT if you agree: It's time to cancel at least $50,000 of student debt per borrower.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

Having been on the outside for about a month now, I have observed that people are fucking done with hand washing for 20 seconds.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

Shen Yun billboards are back. Nature finds a way.

[Luke Fujimoto Jensen @LukeFJensen]

Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

bezos: surely there must be a way to make this rocket seem less…err…umm…y’know..

rocket scientist: but sir, the phallus is the most aerodynamic shape known to man! don’t you want to show Richard Branson who has the better rocket??

bezos: oh. yeah. totally.. carry on I guess!

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

It’s wild to me that you’ll see that the ocean is on fire and then have to send an email or something

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@itsrussellrogue Me too! AND they charge you $.52 to pay by card!! Which probably explains the check. It’s backwards town.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

Have you truly been to the DMV if you haven’t spent at least one hour waiting in multiple lines and then the person in front of you in the final line is paying with a paper check?

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

…as opposed to students of life.

J/K this is amazing news for women’s reproductive health!

[The Hill @thehill]

Rhode Island state legislature passes bill making feminine hygiene products free for school students https://t.co/5uZ2sxJKIQ

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

In love with this thread. Glad @timgrossklaus and I already have our tickets for the MSP stop!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey @TheLaughFactory, @TheComedyStore & @HollywoodImprov! How’re you guys doin’? I’m gonna be dropping by a lot starting next month doing sets, getting ready for my fall tour!

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

Oh what in fresh hell is this?

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

RSV is primarily spread via respiratory droplets when a person coughs or sneezes, and through direct contact with a contaminated surface. RSV can be associated with severe disease in young children and older adults. https://t.co/X8ULdBYS6O

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@hellolanemoore Yeah…I agree with anyone who says this is malpractice

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@BlackLadySketch @hbomax Last Supp-Her!!! Genius.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

@itsrussellrogue @BigCatBillWill I NEVER use coconut oil because ew. You’ll mostly find that in baking recipes, and it can almost always be substituted with something else. If you haven’t already, treat yourself to an air fryer!! It’s great for tofu and the like. Yay Russell!

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Working from home vs working in the office.

[Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA @beth_lemon]

Do you think any meet-cutes have happened in the vaccination observation area yet???