BethParker

You can retake a class, but you can't relive a party

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@TheWarhawk12 you are actually satan

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@Melissa_Scopa Netflix added Parenthood Season 6... Get the tissues ready 😭😩

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My brothers advice on what to do when there's a huge spider #ShitNickSays #BrotherlyAdvice #WheresMyLighter

[Zach Winterberg MS, ATC @SportsMedZ]

I know many amazing people that attend or went to FSU. Frustrating & embarrassing when we're portrayed this way. Always proud to be a Nole.

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Well I just won $70 on the slot machine #BigWinner #LuckyNight

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@melodiebostic https://t.co/8o1xtUOuMG

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Party at the goathouse! #BMS

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@FSUAVF @Alexvaldes27 @melodiebostic you're a dick Valdes! Hate you right now

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@TheWarhawk12 don't worry bout it lol

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Doing the wop outside with Kelly and someone yells "That ass!!!" Out from the car window #UmThanks #AwkoTaco

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Just landed in NH and my keys are still in Florida....Monday: 1 Beth: 0

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I get home and the power goes out #ThanksFlorida #FloridaThunderstorms ☔️

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On a scale of 1-Even, I can't #JustCantRightNow #CanIGoHome

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I cannot deal with stupid people today. Today can go step on a Lego. 😡 #YouAreTheWorst #YouKnowWhoYouAre

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When my hubby gets scared there might be a new man in my life 😂

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Occupation: The family disappointment." — Boston College

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New day, same 5 Mumford and Sons songs..... 🙉 #NeedANewOfficeDJ

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Oh no the coworker has started singing 🙈🙉