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[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

Just wondering why me and the hubby haven’t been asked to do an advert for @Tinder yet 🤷🏻‍♀️

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

I recently read a reply to an old tweet (is it called that anymore?) of mine where someone called me gloriously nuts, therefore, I have decided to start writing my thoughts again, to share with you all what thoughts a truly weird person has …

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@pizzahut what is this absolute smushed abomination I have been presented with, put me right off…

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda this chicken was delivered to us on Sunday the 2nd June! Which means this chicken was delivered to us out of date! 🤢

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda
This is the chicken that got delivered in our food shop on Sunday the 2nd June!! Which means this chicken was delivered to us already out of date! 🤢

[jem @mikrokosmics]

nigel getting into a plane crash while he was flying a brexit banner…you can’t make this up #ImACeleb

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

So everyone thinks Nella is chatting shit right. So much bullshit. #teamfred #ImACeleb

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@JeremyClarkson love your nails at the start of the new eurocrash special when you’re looking at the map. P.s ask James where he got his rings from, thanks x

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@gregjames

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@williamgrill Hello, at the moment our year 6’s at Henley in Arden CofE Primary School are studying your book ‘Shackleton’s Journey’. Some of the children are in school and some are working from home, we’d love a message of support from you as the children are loving your book!

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

I have therefore come to the conclusion that I’m going to eat whatever my body wants at breakfast, lunch and dinner. If I want pasta for breakfast obviously my body wants it. Therefore I shall eat it. I shall not be told what to eat at what time.

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

So my little brain is whirring away and isn’t it weird that food is put into categories either breakfast lunch and dinner. Porridge for example is a breakfast food. But we only think that because that’s what society says. Like what if I want pasta for breakfast.

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

Like I think now I work in a small school and I love all 150 children as if they’re my own. So I can’t even imagine the love you must have for your own children 😍❤️

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

Don’t get me wrong I would love to have children like right now but I know it’s not the right time for me. When I do have children they will be so bloody loved and I’ll give them the world. So to my future children - I’ve waited so long and I can’t bloody wait to meet you ❤️

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

Working in a school social distancing isn’t always easy, and I put myself at risk everyday. But if a child needs me I’ll be there with open arms. The risk is worth it for children to know they’re loved no matter what. #teachingassistant #keyworker

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

@im_shady_pit I even do this to children at school! It’s so important that children hear adults apologise for their mistakes!!! ❤️

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

YO DOM (mp Dom) wanna come over for a bevvy with me and the girls. We only live 260 miles away ❤️ #ibizavale

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

So this is all because someone ate a pangolin?

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

Boris has got these bitches on lockdoh #lockdown #boris

[beth willoughby @beth_satchwell]

I would just like to say as a teaching assistant if schools close and you work for the NHS and have no child care. I will gladly look after your children and will even do some educational activities. #COVID2019 #NHSheroes #TA