Beth Devonport

I live in the County of Lincolnshire in England. Adventurer and cool kid. I'm currently training to be a spaceman 🔭⭐☄

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

Come home and find not one but two dogs on my bed. They didnt even seem happy to see me. #sadface

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

Help save the Dartmoor Ponies! Our government are looking to destroy 90% of the wild ponies due to grazing policies. #savedartmoorponies

https://t.co/IUtRdQR7RV

[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

It was kind of Collins Mc Donald to get in touch and offer his services to me as an (absolutely real and in no way a scammer - how dare you) expert in financial fraud

He’d obviously become aware of my glorious romance with Keanu Reeves and mistaken it for a scam

Silly man 🙄

[save loch lomond @LochSave]

Tomorrow we need you! This isn’t just about stopping Flamingo Land. This is about stopping Scottish Enterprise from exploiting Scotland.
About time we stand up & Say No! To them giving away our assets. #SaveLochLomond #assetstripping #lochlomond #Holyrood #flamingoland

[save loch lomond @LochSave]

Please add your name to this…
#savelochlomond #lochlomond #scotland https://t.co/JfpdHlHiMP

[The Sigma Female 🔆 @The_sigma_fem]

Absolutely incredible

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

Do you remember when you joined twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@munrostomper @urbanponds101 Indeed, real life water baby. 🤣

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@mangh_oe This is vile... whatever floats your boat, but there's parties between consenting adults for this kind of stuff, surely one of them thought that this isn't right? Or are they only concerned with getting their dicks wet?!?!

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@boohoo Blue!!! But Not that blue more like a grey/blue

[@[email protected] @KitdeWaal]

I did the bins

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@0utdoors What the heck!! This is awful! Do you know if the kids lived?

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@heyitslo25 Looks like a rave...

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

The Word of the Day 😀

Pick your favourite 🌿

A B
C D

[. @toops99]

Me: I’m not interested in this emergency alert, I’ll just switch it off

Also me at 14:59:

#EmergencyAlert

[. @toops99]

Me when the alert came through at 2:59pm and not 3pm

#EmergencyAlert

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@arealmofwonder Quiddling, as I do this all the time.

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

One of the things I do is secret eat after I've done a food shop. Its like a reward. I always go for a chicken & bacon wrap 🤣

[Beth Devonport @bethan247]

@iangarr47492681 @theAliceRoberts True, depends on what you believe. Some liken him to Osiris, which I don't see. Interestingly he appears on a temple in Iraq, but some people argue its Hercules? 🤷🏻‍♀️