Bethany

"oui, je suis garbage"

[Bethany @bethanay]

I think about this John Mulaney quote on a daily basis

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[Greg Greg @EmbiidAmputee]

Jesus christ what do you even do after hearing this

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Imagine growing up in absolute dirt poverty in east Tennessee, daughter of a tobacco farmer, going to school wearing rags your mother stitched into a coat, and when you die the British royal family has its military band play your up-the-workers country-pop anthem in tribute.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

I know she's sad to the core and I'm praying for her grief, but whenever Miley is ready? That baby is gonna sing a f*cking hole through the sky in tribute to make sure her godmother can hear her.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Reminder that Dolly Parton didn't leave this world as some fragile lady, she left like a hot rockstar in heels & leather.

[kathleen @kathleencrave]

you’ll already be depressed and then dolly parton dies.

[caio* @mclr4n]

"when you have your first born, can i have it?" :(

[John, emo baseball leftist @johnald90]

In the midst of the literacy crisis, we lose a person who has done more for rural literacy than probably anyone ever could. The world’s worse without Dolly in it.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

I mean this with the utmost respect, this is an incredibly baller way to announce you died

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house
and there’s not a cat there. Why do you
even have a house

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Not me thinking this meant she was gonna be on site helping people figure out if they’re a cool summer or a deep autumn

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

they tugged on one direction’s wig a bit with this one

[Jess @MeetJess]

Not now deadly superbug that can hide in our hair follicles

[☆ @fairieteeth]

you guys NEED to start going outside and appreciating the species that we have here im so serious

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

one of those songs that you have to listen to to keep yourself from going insane

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Does my cat know she’s adorable or does she think her lil meow squeaks are super serious business