bethanee

you moved in behind my eyes & built yourself a shrine @cosmicne

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

gonna tell my kids this was 5 seconds of summer

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

what’s the everyone’s a star tour even about

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@hiidef3000 def or die

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

my household has been reusing the same candles that spelled ‘happy birthday’ for at least a year of birthdays but we lost half the letters so we just spell random words with what we have left & that’s the story of why my birthday cake says bart

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

NO me & the bird will never surrender you’ll never take us alive

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

might break no contact with 911 bc what tf was that episode i need to see it with my own eyes

[is buddie canon yet? @buddiecanonyet]

is buddie canon yet? 🏳️‍🌈

= no, but it might as well be because what the fuck was that i have no words i can't believe this episode is real

[MARCH 13th, ep. 9x13]
#911onABC #buddie

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

i’m going on a cruise in 2 days so i’m binge rewatching doctor odyssey as homework

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

the waterparks immersive experience: REAL SUPER DARK m&g pics bc they don’t have a camera w flash. LOWKEY AS HELL tour bc venues got downgraded due to no promo. ANY MINUTE NOW they’ll announce the openers (JUST KIDDING). STUPID FOR YOU to think this time things would be different

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

unfortunately the dog is actually a chess world champion in a fursuit

[ceo of evan buckley @buckitallup]

I FEAR WE ARE NOT SURVIVING TOMORROW…

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

sure sure “otto’s a serial killer” when Awsten Constantine Knife is on the loose again

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

my mum out of nowhere today asked me if there’s been a new waterparks album yet bc it’s been a few years @waterparks don’t keep her waiting

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

y’all see one viral awsten knight situation every two months & thats’s why you think it’s fake. we see one non viral awsten knight situation every two days & that’s how we know it’s real

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

GUY ON MY FLIGHT JUST TRIED TO STEAL MY FUCKING AIRPODS IM LAUGHING SO HARD, I COULDNT FIND THEM FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES SO I DID THE *PLAY SOUND* OPTION IN FIND MY AND THEY STARTED BEEPING IN BROS BACKPACK ROW DIAGONAL BEHIND ME, HE LOOKED FREAKED AS HELL, UK IM DOING THIS 4 U! FUCK

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@hiidef3000 i’m so glad you don’t know who i am

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@hiidef3000 find me a gf or bf i’m not picky

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@hiidef3000 when is it my turn

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

why am i always asleep or at work when waterparks does an instagram following spree. we’ve been twt moots for 7 years & i still can’t get that ig follow

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@awsten i still haven’t seen the end yet i’m too scared

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

awsten knight posting underwear pics on main? parxtwt is calling to me i must come back

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

I STARTED SAMPLING HII DEF UNDERWEAR FEB 2024, FIRST SAMPLE LANDED MAY 3RD 2024, CONTINUED WORKING UNTIL THEY WERE PERFECT. I WANTED PRE-2020 QUALITY CALVIN KLEINS BC I COULDN’T FIND THEM ANYMORE. I SWEAR, THESE SOMEHOW CAME OUT BETTER.

WEDNESDAY ONLY AT: https://t.co/cofV16HLRE

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

@cosmicne okay :)

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

kinda miss my chronically online era should i come back

[bethanee @bethaneeeeeeee]

WE’RE SO BACK