Beth Michel

Healthy living, Christ following, abby normal, Texan lady. "Go into the world and do well. But more importantly go into the world and do good."-Minor Myers Jr.

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Dear @drewbrees- please accept my apology on behalf of my loud mouth, Cajun dad who outted you tonight while you were quietly trying to eat dinner at the Austin airport. Dad’s punishment will be no Popeyes for a week. If this is not sufficient penance, plz let us know. 🙏🏼

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Today’s sign the universe wants me to take the day off: Finally made it to the coffee shop to work and I left my headphones at home. #imdone

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

I opened my eyes this morning and immediately thought, “I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight”. #adulting

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fritz. Respectfully, no you may not have his ball. The last time you took it, you threw it very far. He doesn’t have time for that. 14/10

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Iced coffee is NOT cold brew. Someone please educate these Gen Z baby baristas before I accidentally have a heart attack.

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

And just like that, it’s Kool-aid season again.
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#nevergrowup https://t.co/ZbeE0juPLG

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

This is the best mood I’ve been in since sometime in the beginning 2019.
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#snow #winterwonderland #snowday #southernweather #obsessed #thedogsarenothappy https://t.co/MRjy86TJNI

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

I’ve mastered the virtual work attire “mullet”- business on the top, sleepy-time on the bottom. Can this be a challenge? Because I’d win.
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[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Since there isn’t really a president right now, can we just have our Queen pardon the turkey this Thanksgiving? @Beyonce

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

I would fake a British accent all year if it meant I could put up my Christmas decorations immediately after Halloween w/o being a social pariah.

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

@FINDCenter What is the best way to get in touch with someone who works for FIND since the Contact Us page of your website doesn't seem to be working? My company is interested in partnering with you all but no one has responded to inquiry on the Partner page of your website.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I hope Jenna Marbles and her dogs are having a wonderful day today.

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

In case you didn’t know you needed this, you do.

[Daily Goats @Daily__Goats]

The return of the disco goats, an instant cure for the midweek blues.
Sound on 🔊

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

There is still work to be done.
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#blacklivesmatter https://t.co/FbXWqIBmJy

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Not all superheroes wear capes, but this one does. Say hello to Nelson, the proudest little ally. 14/10 #PrideMonthPuppo

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Dating today is impossible. Online dating during a pandemic in an election year is torture. Now in addition to all the other crap we have to deal with online dating, I have to try to explain to these jokers why Black lives matter and that COVID-19 isn’t a scam.

[Beth Michel @bethann_]

Pray, donate, learn, listen, follow, amplify, and share. #blackouttuesday 🖤
Who to follow: @RachelCargle @DrIbram @mspackyetti sincerely.lettie laylafsaad @JamilSmith @janaya_khan @avaetc blackcoffeewithwhitefriends… https://t.co/p3XqSoS6sZ

[Sam Liccardo @sliccardo]

This is how we roll in @CityofSanJose...

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

2020 is what 2000 thought she was gonna be.