Bethany 🌻

I’m always down for spontaneous Disney trips

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

We’ve now upgraded from “geeeeeze Louise” to “oy vey” #RyderCup @HunterRapp94

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

Being a #golfwife during the #RyderCup means hearing your husband say geeeze Louise every 5 minutes until you fall asleep…

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no one:
Barbie:

[Sú 🌿 @Suthefirst]

I told my students to write "excuse me"

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

It’s so funny that there are literally 2 Houston vs Washington games going on right now 😂 I asked my mom if she’d seen the score and she said last I saw it was 3-2 and I said No it’s 158-155!

[Kevin Klauer DO, EJD @Emergidoc]

Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker!

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

The 8 year old boy I nanny: I bet it’s easier to have a teenager than a baby

Me: Not always

8yo: it has to be because teenagers are mature

Me: not all of them are mature

8yo: Yes they are, they all know multiplication.

#nannylife

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

Still my favorite picture ever 😭#sleepykitty #kittensoftwitter #CatsOfTwitter #sunny #sunflower

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

My wife felt anxious this morning

I had work to do....but encouraged her to get away. I would watch the kids.

An hour later she returned home

With donuts and an iced coffee for each of us

And a SMILE.

Take care of your partner first

It’s ALWAYS worth it.

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET FOR A FOLLOW!!! #AGTPremiere

[🧜🏼‍♀️ @riayasminn]

I beg your pardon. I’ll never look at Instagram make up artists photos the same way again. Wtf.

[⋆ 𝒯𝒾𝓃𝒶 ˚₊‧ @wanderingherway]

Couples have dated for 10 years then got married & divorced after a year. Strangers have fucked on the 1st date & now are celebrating their 15th anniversary. Some get married after 6 months & are still happily married. There is no formula to this. Do what makes you fucking happy.

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

I’ve actually never been so stressed in my entire life.

[ᴀᴄ ૐ @annaclairerusso]

It gets better every time I watch it

[Tyler Maltby @mops16_]

I heard a girl at the bar last night drunkenly ask the bartender “what’s the closest drink you guys have to a chicken nugget.”

[Bethany 🌻 @bethany_BMW]

Who’s that in the glasses 😍 @HunterRapp94

[Lance woods @SirLanceWoods]

The @SacramentoKings are the most exciting team in sports!!! @CarmichaelDave @NBCSKings @ESPNNBA @NBAonTNT @NBATV
#NBATWITTER #SacramentoProud