Bethany Carney

Romans 8:38-39

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

The Apartment was released on this day in 1960 🔑

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“Do you get enough quiet? This world is such a noisy place.”
—Fred Rogers

[BroadwayWorld @BroadwayWorld]

A restored version of @SoundofMusic will return to theaters later this year in honor of its 60th anniversary! https://t.co/cdlp5JanQY

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

As Trump tries to dismantle the Department of Education, remember that his plan to cut the corporate tax rate to 15% would give the 100 largest corporations a tax cut larger than the entire department's K-12 budget.

Really think about how twisted this all is.

[CSPAN @cspan]

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i just burst out laughing

[SteelersNationUnite @SteelersUnite]

#Steelers fans recall where they were when the Immaculate Reception happened in 1972.

Full video: https://t.co/EC8Tkijs6H

[broadway.com @broadwaycom]

Now you know! Jonathan Groff and @LindsayMendez will join Daniel Radcliffe in @NYTW79's production of Stephen Sondheim and George Furth's MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG this fall.

https://t.co/7fIFqsHUe1

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If you enjoy comedy specials these are on Netflix. Thanks for watching, friends. Touring with my new hour. Boston, Denver, Milwaukee, & more. https://t.co/MDJSfiblu2

[Kristin Du Mez @kkdumez]

Looking for a 4th of July gift for that special someone? Jesus and John Wayne (hardcover) is on sale right now for just $14.
https://t.co/oGkqf3Oze8

[Bethany Carney @bethany__carney]

This year we hosted [🤐redacted🤐] and I walked in on him watching porn. You bet your bottom dollar I will be reminding everyone of this when he’s a famous PGA player

[Bethany Carney @bethany__carney]

In 2014 my family hosted Bryson DeChambeau during the Sunnehanna Amateur and now every time my mom sees him on TV she reminds us that she did his laundry (more specifically, “washed his underwear”)

[Bethany Carney @bethany__carney]

My anxiety 2015-present

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

When asked about this news, Jerry Falwell, Jr. responded that he's not at Liberty to say.

[Great Performances @GPerfPBS]

Who's tuning in tonight to watch "She Loves Me" with Jane Krakowski? 🙋‍♀️ #GreatPerformancesPBS

[Bethany Carney @bethany__carney]

Me and my mom on Wednesdays watching the Property Brothers paint every square inch of a house white

[30 Rock @30Rock]

We hear you, and we’ll do it, but only for the attention. 😉 #OneMore30Rock is coming your way July 16 on @NBC and July 17 on @PeacockTV, @BravoTV, @CNBCPrimeTV, @eentertainment, @Oxygen, @SYFY & @USA_Network.

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

Which was better?

[Bethany Carney @bethany__carney]

Me immediately after I enter the attendance code in all my classes