Bethany Flores

my pronouns are now try/me because I identify as a fucking threat

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

Is it wrong to go to the bank to exchange the $100 bill you have for $1 bills to have sex on? Asking for a friend

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

How I feel after I clean the house and took a 3 hour shower

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

Erling Haaland is a Norwegian National Treasure

[‏ً @fwcodex]

how i feel giving someone advice and ending it with "idk, it’s up to you" just in case it ruins their life

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

“Oh dude I go ham Sammy on badminton” -Mike

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

“I overdosed on her floor, and she jumped out of her wheelchair to save my life”

[Words of Wise | Mindset Coach @Wordofwise_]

This advice will change your life.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

The biggest problem for overthinkers:

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

This Elephant Killed 22 People in the Last 10 Days…

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

His legendary beef with Donald Trump will never be forgotten
https://t.co/ntEeFwT42J

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

@lady_valor_07 Beans

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

goated duo

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

Isn’t the point of a delivery photo to know where the package was left? Welp @UPS drivers either delivered my package to the back of their truck, ate it, or took it home for an early Christmas present. Do better @UPS drivers.

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

@Blackadder04181 @UPS Plus the delivery photo is still the truck

[Bethany Flores @bethany_af]

@UPS drivers steal birthday packages and post the delivery photos as their own trucks.