bethany

sing to me, paolo

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

@jodieegrace If a man asks me for $25k he can add me to his list of enemies

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

when you hit them with an “as per my last email”

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one of my fave news podcasts just announced that it’s now going to be behind a paywall so you know what that means? i am in the market for a new favourite news podcast. bye bye the daily we had a good run. Boooooooooooo @nytimes 👎👎

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

i can’t believe there are so many beautiful people in the world and god built me like THIS

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vvhy do all BND NVM3S look like this novv ???

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ngl I hate the “my kid is my best friend” attitude cause like…. They should not be. Not even a little bit

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

there is nothing more satisfying than instantly sending someone to the shadow realm with the “don’t play this artist” feature on Spotify 😮‍💨

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

Just asked Siri what time it was and she said “Interesting question!” then proceeded to ignore me.

The disrespect……….In my own house…..! 😳

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Pest control (intern)

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taking my birth control with alcohol to create an environment that is extra hostile to life

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most of the makeup content on social media now is just “you’ll never believe this CRAZY lip combo 😳🤯” and then it’s just a nude lip liner and lipstick

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

fuck I just remembered how many unanswered messages I have……….

some of them date back to FEBRUARY. 🫠🫣

im throwing my phone into the sun

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

hey thanks so much for sharing that song on your insta story. I’m never gonna listen to it but that’s really thoughtful of you

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

geoff is the “not like other girls” spelling of jeff.

i will not be elaborating at this time

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

🥹

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I know this is Montreal with every fibre of my being

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

Lord, grant me the strength not to succumb to unchristianly sentiment when people start Taking That Tone with me in emails …..

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

spending my friday night sitting in front of the tv on my phone like god intended

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just saw someone make a 2018 “throwback” playlist……

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So glad that everyone is out there doing something with their lives!!! Can’t wait until it’s my turn

[bethany @bethany_bronwyn]

I wear a mask because I enjoy not smelling some of you…….. 😒