Bethany Colson

1 Thessalonians 5:17 • Pray continually. —————————— Catch me watchin’ New Girl

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

I keep saying I need to write down what my two-year-old says because it’s so funny to me and sometimes I don’t know where he learns things, so I guess Twitter will be the housing of all the quotes from my kids. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

I was pulling into the Walmart parking lot and Wells asked, “Why are we here?” And I said, “Because Thanksgiving is in 2 days and we need food.” And Jett just said, “Pumpkin pie.”

He is my son.
#QuoteFromMyKid

[Marquette Men’s Basketball @MarquetteMBB]

Relationships. Growth. VICTORY.

#MUBB | #WeAreMarquette

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Jett: “what’s your favorite word?”
Me: …
Jett: “what’s your favorite word, mom?”
#IWillTellYouWhenYouAreOlder

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

“Give your child a sucker!” —Jett, my child
#FourYearOld #QuoteFromMyKid

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

@baileypauley19 I guess hahah I’m like what is this kid watching?!

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Jett: Have you seen the movie where the snake is alive?

Me: I’ve seen a few movies of alive snakes. What one are you thinking of?

J: The one where the snake is a criminal… I mean a shrimp. And eats people’s faces.

#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

*putting 3yo to bed*
W: “moo moo. what’s that sound? yep, that’s right! a cow.”
W: “oink oink. what’s that sound? yep, that’s right! it’s a pig.”
Me: …. 👀
#QuoteFromMyKid #ThreeYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

*talking about things @TrevvColson says to Jett*
Jett to his grandma: “Tell that to your kids when you have them” 😂 #QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Me: “If I didn’t have any kids, I’d be in bed right now”
Jett: “If I didn’t have a mommy, I’d be doing whatever I want right now”
#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Wells: “I wanna be your brother, Jett”
Me: “You are his brother”
W: “Ok”

#QuoteFromMyKid #TwoYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

*after church*
Me: “What lessons did you learn today?”
Jett: 🤷🏻 “Just kinda like be patient and God just loves us”
#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Jett: “I want to ready another book.”
Me: “Okay, what book?”
J: “Um um”
J: “I want to read. I want to read.”
J: “I want to read” x70
J: “I want to read the square one.”

#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Wells: “I want to let the dogs get out”
@bahamenofficial
#QuoteFromMyKid #TwoYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

*playing I spy with the boys*
Jett: “I spy something blue”
Me: “Is it the sky?”
J: “No. It’s something on 84th street”

.. we are on 44th street
#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Jett: “Daddy is going to have a fun time at Bible study.”
Me: “I hope so.”
Jett: “Yeah, because there aren’t any kids there.”
😂 @TrevvCMedia #QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearsOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

@TrevvCMedia: “Well, can you smell what @TheRock is cookin?”
Wells:…*sniff sniff*
*gives Trevv knucks*
#QuoteFromMyKid #TwoYearsOld

[ARYSE @aryseoriginal]

I spy with my little eye...

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

*Jett shooting hoops* *scores*
J: “HUSKER NICK”
Me *surprised*: “How do you know @Husker_Nick?!”
J: “He’s Bailey’s dad.”

😂 @TrevvCMedia and I learned something new tonight
#QuoteFromMyKid #FourYearOld

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

We figured out why it’s the cat song. 🎶 “Heat waves been faking meow” 🎶 I’ll never not hear it that way now 😂 #HeatWaves @GlassAnimals

[Bethany Colson @bethany_colson]

Jett: “I want to listen to the song about cats.”
Me: “What are some of the words?”
J: “Been freaking me out”
It ended up being “Heat Waves” by @GlassAnimals 🤷🏼‍♀️ #QuoteFromMyKid #ThreeYearOld

[Nebraska Huskers @Huskers]

what a moment. 🥹

remember your first Husker game day?