bethany

physically in seattle but mentally at seb’s

[bethany @bethany_goad]

when mia and sebastian didn’t end up together

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖑 𝖔 𝖗 𝖕 is tattooing cool ppl @shlorp]

I have a disease where i cant stop saying yippee and wahoo

[Janani K. Jha @naniwootwoot1]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[bethany @bethany_goad]

if twitter goes down i will be heading to the webkinz curio shop

[bethany @bethany_goad]

@ashleytakasaki on a computer thru the link that was texted to them :)

[bethany @bethany_goad]

west coast swifties reporting back to the godforsaken ticketmaster waiting room at 2:30pm PT

[bethany @bethany_goad]

@ashleytakasaki the person buying my tickets is in the waiting room rn!

[bethany @bethany_goad]

how every man in the pnw looks in their first photo on hinge

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Here is a nice photo someone took of me yesterday evening. I hope you’re enjoying what’s left of summer.

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

hey (with the intention of living for the hope of it all)

[bethany @bethany_goad]

did percy jackson write this

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵)

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

she was an NFT

[bethany @bethany_goad]

it’s giving 2020 *too*

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

when it's the weekend and it's october

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I don’t want to get a “real job” I want whatever she has

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[bethany @bethany_goad]

thinking about how i accidentally started a “sheeeeeesh” echo with strangers at a brewery yesterday

[bethany @bethany_goad]

moderna gf pfizer gf
pfizer bf moderna bf

[bethany @bethany_goad]

@michaelnco i didn’t miss though 👀

[bethany @bethany_goad]

being vaccinated DOES NOT mean you can start dating a jazz musician while you try to make it in hollywood only to realize both of you can’t reach your dreams while you’re together