Bethany Larson

NC native, language enthusiast, 4w5

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

In addition to all the other awful things: when the male Florida cop didn’t take the female detective seriously and she had to pass it over to her male supervisor. Only then did the cop change his tune. Did anyone else notice this? #gabbypetito #gabbypetitodocumentary

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Dave Grohl cheats on his wife and gets a teenager pregnant! What’s next! I swear to god if Jed cheats on Pookie, I am DONE

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Me trying to figure out if I’m happy the sun’s out or if I’m pissed because I lost an hour of sleep

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Being an adult is eating a melatonin gummy for dessert

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

I pay attention to things most people ignore (actors in movies pushing around their food instead of actually eating it)

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Love how we turn into Kindergarteners on flights. We are taught how to buckle a seatbelt, next is “snack time”, we get excited about having a soda, and then we nap together.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

@MarshaBlackburn Your words say sorry but your actions say you don’t give a fuuuuck.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@MarshaBlackburn Let me re write that for you.

Chuck & I are heartbroken to hear about the shooting at Covenant School in Nashville that was enabled by NRA puppets like me who are willing to let kids be fucking slaughtered so long as the NRA continues giving me millions.

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

@musiciswin False and false 😘

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

I sprained my neck when blowing my nose today. Being in your 30s is wild

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

I would rather have my phone thrown into a river than have someone respond to my text with “yup”

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Update: floor seats!!!!!!!

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

Seriously been staring at a screen that says 2000+ for 7 hours for the 5/7 Nashville @taylorswift13 show. Helppppp @Ticketmaster

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

And my sister-in-law did the same for 5/6 and finally got in and they were all sold out!!! I’m running out of hope

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

If Proud Boys are on your side, you’re probably on the wrong side

[d. patrick rodgers @dpatrickrodgers]

Proud Boys in the foreground as Marsha Blackburn speaks against transgender health care in downtown Nashville. These are the supporters Tennessee's senior senator attracts.

Photo by @formvscontent.

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

I’m convinced the most intriguing movies are simply more complicated versions of Tom & Jerry

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

@bachelol I think Rachel’s liberal because she follows EveryTown gun violence reform and LBTQ+ orgs on her insta! I could be wrong but that’s my guess.

[Bethany Larson @bethany_lars]

@DevinDishes @RealCandaceO @MarenMorris @CassadeePope But honestly she’s probably scared of them too lol