bethany

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

Every single little moment
And every single bit of sunshine
Just know that I am right by your side
Know that you are right by my side

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

I’m like really sad and this is a lame last tweet and I wish I had something wittier to say and also I’m sure no one gives a fuck and it doesn’t matter anyway. It’s been real.

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

this makes me really sad to say but I’m getting off of here indefinitely. I’m on Bluesky. there are a lot of people and content that I’ll miss but I just don’t want to see hateful disgusting shit day in and day out. maybe if the world is still here in a few years I’ll be back

[Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark]

I suspect I know why she asked the stepfather instead of the biological father.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

remember when Jonah Hill told his professional surfer girlfriend not to wear sexy swimsuits because they violated his boundaries sksksjsjsk

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

it explodes :) my dad did this when I was little

[Groby @groby5000000]

What happens if you just keep microwaving nothing

[trash jones @jzux]

you ever talk to a man and get an eerie feeling no one in his life has ever told him to shut the hell up

[still. @_vicdagoat]

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

people forget that hating is an inherently valuable form of critical thinking. I’ve learned tens of thousands of facts via hating

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

If a pregnant patient presents to the ER with trauma and the story just doesn’t seem to make sense, you must find a way to interview her without her partner present. Pregnant women in the U.S. are more likely to be murdered than to die from an obstetric cause. Read that again.

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

Aldi really pisses me off. What do you mean you don’t have panko breadcrumbs or dryer sheets. Normal ass items. No reason I should have to go to multiple grocery stores every fucking time but here we are.

[Ellie likes data @ellim992]

Maybe 15 years ago I wondered if families in Italy were allowed to buy wine with their food stamps.

Learned no other country is so paternalistic they run an entire separate welfare POS system— they just give cash benefits.

That was a politically radicalizing moment for me.

[Severance HQ @lumonsindustry]

Adam Scott & Gwendoline Christie attending the Severance Season 2 finale screening at Paleyfest! 🤍

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

@darth__mouth No. You were right the first time. None of us are ever ready and when you’re launched back into grieving you are grieving everyone and everything you’ve ever grieved before. And literally the only thing we all have in common is that grief is waiting for us all. Sending love

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

@lkgrein okayyyyy baby’s on a paramore kick

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

I know you would 🥹👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[Arry E. @BrwnBmbshell25]

You don’t even have to cook everyday. I’ll take care of you girl!

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

@BrwnBmbshell25 Do not threaten me with a good time

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

I’m 17 pounds down and it takes everything in me not to post nudes every day. I look fucking good

[bethany @bethany_mchenry]

YUUUUUUUUUP

[Xolisa @Temptingtony__]

This is what happens when you’re a good father and a good person… Men growing old dying lonely and alone is a product of the life they’ve lead and how they treated their kin.