bethany waldschmidt

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

My mom takes bitmojis to a new level.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

♫Where are you Packers?
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me♫

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

My mom thinks dabbing means, "I'm so over this drama."

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

My dad just made a bitmoji so him and my mom can send them to each other. If that's not love, I don't know what is.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I lost my driver's license and my passport expired so am I even an US citizen anymore?!

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

Shout out to all the parents who buy their kids something really cool for Christmas and let Santa take all the credit for it.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

The sacrifices you make as a teacher... I once put loose granola in my pocket when I went outside for recess because I was SO hungry.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

In my opinion, taking your phone into the bathroom with you is great time management.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

The crust on the pie reminds me of the breading on a poptart. We eat pop tarts for breakfast. I'm going to eat pie for breakfast.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I exercised my right to vote yesterday so that's enough exercise for the rest of the week...right?

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

You know you're an early childhood teacher when you go half the day with rice crispies stuck on your butt. #that'swhatikeeptellingmyself

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

You know it's been a great semester of student teaching when you've already ripped two pairs of pants. #That'swhatIkeeptellingmyself.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I just sent 2 hymnals through the washer! #wifeme

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

You know it's the end of the semester when you wear two different shoes to class.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

NOVA but really YESVA!

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I dont know about you but when couples hold hands in the hallway, I am always tempted to play red rover.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I just got a wet willy from a 1st grader.
#boydoiloveteaching

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

Rule #1 of Teaching: Never ever ask a first grade boy about Minecraft.

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I dumped out the rest of my yellow Gatorade into the snow and now it looks like someone peed on the bush.#theawkwardlifeofBethanyWaldschmidt

[bethany waldschmidt @bethany_wethany]

I don't know about you but I am still bitter that Snapchat took away viewing each other's best friends.