Bethany 🗯

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

[✧ @northstardoll]

how i see the world after getting reassurance

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

There’s nothing more embarrassing then having a guy over and pulling up HBO max and one of your movies under continue watching is the Alvin and the chipmunks movie

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

The sexiest thing a person can do is bring up a Seinfeld reference

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

Omg a whole decade

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

Why is this Bethany energy

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

@Chrisalmighty46 How much do you pay

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

when I answer the phone “this is she”

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

@ChefPollardboyD 😂😂😂❤️

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

The most gen z thing I’ve heard today is someone thinking Led Zeppelin was a clothing brand

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

There is literally no point to making your bed.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

{Handing my card to the McDonalds cashier} I’ll just keep it open thanks

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

My toxic trait is being aggressively hungry and then full after 3 bites

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

What’s with girls from high school selling stick on nails

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

Food tastes better when you eat it standing in the kitchen.

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

@ben_devaney7 I can’t wait bestie

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

@RogueBoyWonder Of course ❤️

[Bethany 🗯 @bethanycarron]

Something I constantly miss about the Midwest… chain restaurants like Applebees, cheddars, chilis, Buffalo Wild Wings…… 😩 getting fucked up at Applebees on $1 drinks.. nothing compares!!