Bethany Clouser

[Art 💜🎮 @Kissmyartt]

😭😭😭Cryinggg

[EX Falchion @ExFalchion]

Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september

[Myles Snowden @airbustasnow]

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

[sarah @PlSSSARAH]

dont feel like doing it rn

[Bethany Clouser @bethanyclouser]

Me leaning off my bed to get my phone charger off the ground

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

What do Olympic atheletes do when they’re stuck at home?

Russian Olympic swimmer Julia Evimova:

[abs 🏹🤍 @GwynnAbigail]

On New year's day I said I wanted this year to be like a movie but I didnt mean this

[angel @angelmendoza___]

now this is taking initiative

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I want my old life back. where I'm still doing this, but the rest of you are outside

[elio @eliocloses]

*coronavirus infects me*

the flint stone gummy I ate back in 2005:

[E. Thompson Jr. @ethompson40]

Boy ain’t nobody call you that

[. @666ush]

omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “Bring a jacket”

Her: “No I’ll be fine”

Her 20 minutes later:

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

WIFE: Can you empty the dishwasher?

ME (editing a video of the Iranian Consultative Assembly chanting "Death to America" to make it look like they're singing "Mr. Brightside"): Kinda busy right now.

[Liz Franczak @liz_franczak]

how do you dump someone who ghosts you