Bethany

just a girl, staring at the alphabet, trying to understand how X became the standout

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@MattWallace888 Lunch? Girls gotta eat. #ifyouknowyouknow

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@SophLouiseHall This spoke to my actual soul! Preach!

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

Picking up carpool and hanging up with hubby.

12yo - … yeah daddy had to take Gabe to dds this morning. They had to seduce him!

Me - side eying 12 to see if she realized… nope!

#parentingwin? #parenting #funny #momlife

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@TwinzerDad @mommeh_dearest They’re

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@TwinzerDad @mommeh_dearest That’s when you know you are a good parent. If they never hate you then either their saints or your doing it wrong.

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

Let’s play name that idiot.

Speaking about offshore windmills in Scotland, he said “They’re probably killing whales, which are washing up to shore, which nobody has ever seen before. Many whales are coming in where they’re doing it up in New England. No, I’m not a fan of wind.”

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

#OMITB

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

Ahhh!!! Why can’t I stop singing “Which of the Pickwic triplets did it?” I’m feeling some kinda way about this compulsion pre coffee. 🤣 #onlymurdersinthebuilding

[Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰 @OhioStAthletics]

It's ga❌eday ‼️
Ti❌e to have some fun in CBUS. #GoBucks

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

So I wondered how giving my daughter FB Messenger was going to go...
Apparently, Alexa's drop-in isn't as satisfying. #parenting, #KidsLogic

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@AMorbidPodcast just listened to 306. Was it Chervil? Not sure how it was spelled but I think this may have been part of the pig poop concoction… https://t.co/Fizv0TTg6U #witchcraft

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

I want to thank @GovernorVA for his text message this week, congratulating me on my excellent speech on Black History Month.

I appreciate the effort, but that speech was actually given by @SenatorLocke.

Study the photos and you will get this soon!

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

Stand for Disability Services Sustainability, today! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/r3oZ4TkSWE via @Chang

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

So sad. A star has truly gone dark. #ripbettywhite

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@DecemberBorne Amen!

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

#ONLYMUDERSINTHEBUILDING @SteveMartinToGo @selenagomez I am so loving your new show! Refreshing, original and laugh out loud funny!!!! Thank you all for sharing your creative genius with us ❤️

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

#Funnysigns #allnatural #chia

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

@Grimandmild @AaronMahnke I love your stuff so I wanted to drop in and say 👋 hi.

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

This better not be a sign… #worried #RIP

[Bethany @bethanyj757]

10 -Why does everything keep sticking to me?!?!
Me - because you’re so ATTRACTive 🤪😜 #momlife #dadjoke