Bethany Metzinger

I don't know many inspirational sayings.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and he volunteered.

—@RCSproulJr

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

Rip

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

After I became a Christian, I understood why I’ve been homesick at home.

— G. K. Chesterton

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

So you’re telling me we have to see your recycled music festival pics now.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I JUST WANT TO GO TO ACTUAL CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

[Nadia @itsnadialouise_]

worship like you’re already in heaven & there’s nothing separating you from Jesus. no sorrow, no disappointment, no disease. let it be just you & Jesus.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@LouisMetzinger Without a doubt my spirit animal.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@LouisMetzinger You’ve got a lot of problems, kid.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@ethan_neutz @LouisMetzinger Let’s make a lil pool happen first, then we’ll talk.

[Catherine @catmiller28]

me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@lukeedds Good routine, bro. Respect the hustle.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@LouisMetzinger Except there’s two of them and NO other penguins in sight. 😆

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@KaitlynnLoLu16 Oh wow!! You’re so right!! 😍 baby steps...

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

Sister: “I ordered a 12 pack of pimple popping cream but it came late because my succulent puzzle was BACKORDERED.” #QuarantineLife

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

.@lukeedds, you did it, bro! 🍉👏🏻

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

15th picture in your camera roll will defeat coronavirus

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

Forget about first meal out or first haircut post-corona, I just can’t wait to be back at Church. Worship is therapy for my soul.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

*discussing tattoos with my coworker*

Him: I think you should get a bullseye on your forehead. I just think it’d be cool. Either that or damaged...damaged goods.

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Day 2 without sports:

Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

@lukeedds What about a Lexus?!

[Bethany Metzinger @BethanyJane7]

To whom it may concern:
please quit using #Covid_19 to capitalize on your pyramid scheme.