Bethany Pierce

Lover of yoga pants, puppies, and naps.

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

this week I learned that a ratchet is a tool and not just a state of being... I feel like my whole life is a lie

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

people that run marathons on thanksgiving are the worst kind of people

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

@emilyapybus so do you want me to send you the link to my cover or nah..?

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

WHY DOES GEORGE O'MALLEY HAVE TO DIE?! WHY?! I CRY EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[Hulu @hulu]

In what promises to be a fairytale romance, #TheMindyProject has found a new home on #hulu. http://t.co/LnZjsyvSQp
https://t.co/2pe16U7oGW

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

"there has ceased to be a difference between my awake clothes and my asleep clothes" -mindy kaling

[J.Crew @jcrew]

Happy best person in the world day #mothersday

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

He's only been in college for like a week and HE'S ALREADY ON THE COVER OF THE OPTIMIST. @haydennbeasley

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

note to self: never go out in public wearing scrubs ever again

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

perks of being a nurse: random people, outside of work, will lift up their shirts to show you their rash and ask you what wrong with them..

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

@BentonHCooper @TrendinClending Breaking news: I don't totally hate jeans and tennis shoes these days. But those are straight horrendous

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

@emilyapybus that's how I describe you, so take that as you will..

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

happy holidays from me and my patient who just asked me if I dyed my hair red for Christmas.. ❤️🎄❤️

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

@emilyapybus I had one for a month, worst decision. Count your blessings Lisa and Steven didn't get you one

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

today I am thankful for a dad that shamelessly wears jeans and tennis shoes. you keep doing you papa ken

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

@emilyapybus I feel violated that you are tweeting my most intimate thoughts from our group texts..

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

A lady at work just said she loved my positive attitude... Clearly she doesn't pick up on sarcasm

[Bethany Pierce @bethanyjpierce]

When the lady at lululemon asked me what favorite workout was, I said lounging and then she laughed as though it was a joke..